Tiff Magnet

When a dog smells another dogs ass

wow, that max sure is a tiff magnet, he can't stop smelling other dogs asses

by julian the big orange cat September 7, 2009

traffic bitch

A traffic bitch is easy to spot as they maintain at least 25 to 100 yards distance away from the vehicle in front of them causing a wide gap in traffice letting anyone and everyone pull in front of them from nearby lanes. As vehicles cut them off, they further slow down to again maintain a distance from the vehicle in front of them, which in turn further slows the lane of traffic, and sometimes stops traffic in their lane entirely. A traffic bitch is the cause of a great many rear-enders and pile-ups simply due to their existence. A traffic bitch can either be male or female, is not necessarily talking on a cell phone, or smoking a cigarette, or checking their makeup in their rear view mirror, but usually seems to find their way in front of you especially if they see that you are driving aggressively. A traffic bitch does not necessarily only appear in heavy traffic, but are usually the cause of traffic if they pull out in front of smooth moving traffic and drive at least 10 miles slower than the speed limit.
A traffic bitch is by definition a bitch in traffic.

On the way home a traffic bitch cut me off in the far left-hand lane and allowed all the cars and trucks - that I had just passed - in front of him (and me) causing me another 30 minutes of traffic time so I was late to dinner; no amount of cursing or screaming or tailgating made the traffic bitch move any faster.

by JizzMyBizz May 27, 2008

traffic clot

The tendency of slow-moving cars to converge and prevent faster cars from getting past. Much like a blood clot, the traffic clotcan cause serious trouble unless it is treated quickly. Even on a three- or four-lane freeway, a traffic clot can occur at any time, slowing down other motorists and leading to things like road rage.

ernie: sorry i'm late, buddy, but i was making great time on the tollway until i got caught behind a traffic clot.
bernie: oh man, those suck! how many old hyundais were there?
ernie: three, plus an old couple in an avalon, a civic with go-fast decals and a fart can exhaust, and five minivans.
bernie: they need a separate lane for traffic clots.
ernie: yeah, they could call it the "by-pass!!"

by earpuller June 13, 2006

Tiffin School Boat Club

Honestly one of the saddest things to ever exist

Rowing is generally pretty gay, everyone should just quit and play rugby

All the girls manage to scrape into the club somehow, very dodgy

Everyones very slow and gets excited from going sub 8 on a 2k which isnt even a fucking achievement

They had one year period of being legendary when the Mole helped out, 150% the best instagram to exist. Good Luck for Tokyo Ollie :)

Currently the year 9s just giggle
The year 10s are incapable of fucking socialising
The year 11s are all alcoholic nittys that fuck whoever they can see
The sixth formers can actually be asked to show up to training and are good

Every tiffin child is a neek and it shows well

I sincerely pray that they become more human and less bent

Ollie's friend: "What's that school you used to coach at?"
Ollie: "Tiffin School Boat Club and they were all incapable rowers and unsocialable freaks"
Ollie's friend: "Oh yeah, that's the one. Never succeeded in a proper regatta"
Ollie: "That's the one"

by Anonymous Dictionary Words October 8, 2019

traffic

Usally, some computers get traffic. If your computer is connected to a network, it would get traffic from file transfers and new information. Zone alarm pro allows you to control traffic your computer is recieving, and also, block it off completely.

My computer was recieving uknown traffic.
I work at home, so i am connected to a network, and i recieve loads of traffic.

by k's May 23, 2005

Tiffani

The most amazing person you will ever meet. She has the most contagious smile ever. Tiffani, is a person who has blonde hair and deep blue eyes. She is normally very tall and has long sleek legs. She is the person who you want to be friends with, you better hope that she likes you. She is very selective about who she hangs out with. She loves to be in large groups, but only if she's in the center of attention.

"god help me, for Tiffani actually talked to me today"
"did you ever see such a hot girl, her name is Tiffani"

by Tiffwashere_andlovingit June 11, 2009

Trifflin'

verb: The action of doing something ignorant or no of liking; Annoying

Ryan Zeno is trifflin' everyday of his life by always talking about his pint of ice cream

by Waffle15989 October 12, 2011