Honestly one of the saddest things to ever exist

Rowing is generally pretty gay, everyone should just quit and play rugby

All the girls manage to scrape into the club somehow, very dodgy

Everyones very slow and gets excited from going sub 8 on a 2k which isnt even a fucking achievement

They had one year period of being legendary when the Mole helped out, 150% the best instagram to exist. Good Luck for Tokyo Ollie :)

Currently the year 9s just giggle
The year 10s are incapable of fucking socialising
The year 11s are all alcoholic nittys that fuck whoever they can see
The sixth formers can actually be asked to show up to training and are good

Every tiffin child is a neek and it shows well

I sincerely pray that they become more human and less bent
Ollie's friend: "What's that school you used to coach at?"
Ollie: "Tiffin School Boat Club and they were all incapable rowers and unsocialable freaks"
Ollie's friend: "Oh yeah, that's the one. Never succeeded in a proper regatta"
Ollie: "That's the one"
by Anonymous Dictionary Words October 8, 2019
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