A tender wordless arms-around dat you perform wif yer sweetie during a shared slumber-period when you realize dat da blankets are in disarray; what ya do is to softly cradle her in yer arms, super-gently draw her upwards or sideways off of da bed and silently clasp her in a standing position for a long moment (slow-'n'-gentle shoulder-blade-scrunchies and quietly-affectionate lips-to-lips smooches optional, but often helpful in making said snooze-interruption even less distressing for her), then slowly-and-dreamily release her as you gradually step back a pace, and then immediately set about straightening up da blankets and pillows so dat she can see right away why you performed said unusual/unexpected bodily-maneuvers wif her.
Always employing a bed-fixing embrace will ensure dat your nap-sharing snuggle-bunny will never significantly mind having her sleepy-time occasionally disturbed, since it will mostly take da shock or "sting" outta said interruptions, plus of course it will have two hugely-welcome additional perks --- extra SNUGGLEZ, and being able to crawl back into a neat-'n'-comfy bed, and thus she can doze off in yer arms again in freshly-smoothed-blankets-and-tidied-pillows comfort.
by QuacksO January 29, 2025
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Guy, as he's leaving a group of amusedly-smiling hot chicks after warmly/gratefully thanking them for their having obligingly "allowed him inside their sandals": "There --- I've gotten my footrub-fix for the day! So now I can more-serenely go on about my errands around town, without constantly wanting to grab every pretty barefoot-or-flipflops-wearing young lady I see, plop her startled/bewildered self down on a nearby bench or grassy lawn, and totally burnish the calluses off of her lovely toes and slender arches with my thirsting hands!"
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