text flashback

When a text message reminds you of something you didn't remember doing; either because you were too wasted, too tired, or you simply weren't there in the first place (see text faux flashback).

*via text message*

Samantha: OMG stud! U kept me up all night last night! I'm sooo tired today!!!

Dave: Who is this?

Samantha: Fuck off Phil

Dave: This isnt Phil, u whore

Samantha: LOL I was totally joking

Dave: I'm sure u were. This would have been the best text flashback of all time... if it wasn't a text faux flashback

by funkthefavorites January 15, 2011

Text-To-Speech Reddit Youtuber

A person who makes money from screenshotting Reddit posts and using Text-To-Speech to read those posts

Have you seen that new Text-To-Speech Reddit Youtuber?
Yeah, i hate Text-To-Speech Reddit Youtubers.
Same

by WalterTarAKARADALFan May 31, 2021

text-coward

A person that will send a text message to appologize, break up, cancel at the last minute or say I love you for the first time, while knowing they should just pick up the phone or say it in person.

Susan: "Did you hear what happened to Jessica?".
Gary: "No, what?"
Susan: "Ricky is a text-coward and broke up with her in a text yesterday."

by msuluvr January 19, 2010

Text Foul

When someone sends you a text message that pretty much ends the conversation because there is no way of responding without either starting a whole new conversation or sounding like an idiot.

Example 1
Shy guy: "Hey so I saw this great movie the other day."

Hot girl: "K"

Shy guy: "Ouch that text foul hurt."

Example 2
Annoying Friend: "Um... so what's up with you?"

Friend: "Nothin much"

Annoying Friend: "Dude why the text foul?"

Example 3
Boy: "Want to have a little fun tonight ;)?"

Girl: "...."

Boy: " I'm guessing that text foul means no?"

by Disc Jockey Kenneth January 2, 2012

text talk

1. The main reason why children in Africa are dying.

2. Type of writing used mostly by individuals bewteen the ages of 12 and 25, usually showing a lack of any communication skills. Also is a sure sign of laziness, and people who recieve messages written in text talk often suffer from body traumas and vivid hallucination.

Regular message:
Hey, Timmy, do you have to go to the mall? Kathy told me to ask you that if you're going, could you please buy her that green shirt? Because, oh my God, it's just so fucking adorable!

Text talk message:
hey timmy d u have 2 g 2 da mall?? kathy tld me 2 ask u tht if u're goin could u plzz bi hr tht grn shrt?? caus omg it jst so fukin adrbl!!11!

by Billy Spastic December 9, 2008

text message bitch

A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person

(Text conversation)
Girl-hey I don't like you anymore
Boy-what why?
Girl-i like someone else but don't talk to me if you see me
Boy-your such a text message bitch!

by sensitive94 April 16, 2009

text regret

the agonizing and immediate feelings of shame, self doubt, and embarassment caused by a text sent as an emotional response to someone who so does not need to know they got to you and that they matter.

text regret sample #1: u r such a D<<k! i cannot believe i fell 4 ur bulls<<t! i normally don't do drama like this, but u'r an ass! i know everything. it's a small world!

by tip2toe August 14, 2009