texas bull horn

When a male inhales a quiff

Andrew got a Texas bull horn from his mom

by Dirty Mike in the muffs August 20, 2017

Texas Foldover

An exceptionally meaty foreskin pieces with a used bull’s nose ring from a nearby cattle ranch.

She gave the best head to my Texas Foldover.

by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2018

Texas

If you don’t know Texas by now, you automatically live under a rock.

Ya know the sayin’!

“EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS!”

by i have no idea why i am here June 15, 2018

Texas Chili Pot

Funnel diarrhea into a girl's front hole. Hit her with the right cross. When she regains consciousness, knock her out again, this time with semen. Yell TEXAS CHILI POT.

The entire sheriff department is looking for me. I hit Ashley with the Texas Chili Pot. Not she's septic and in ICU with a brain bleed. Still got that pussy tho.

by Texas Chili Guy October 31, 2018

Texas Taze

When you take an old car battery and some jumper cables and you clamp the jumper cables to her tits then turn on the car battery and start fingering her.

Guy 1: "Man, last night I was with this girl and she wanted me to "Texas Taze" her."
Guy 2: "No way! How was it"
Guy 1: "She described it as electric"

by Mr_Blue_Pants November 29, 2018

Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

Texas Mile

Getting its name from the saying "Everything's bigger in Texas," a Texas Mile is an exercise involving a track and bleachers. For the exercise, you run four laps around the track, but for one of the straightaways, you have to do stadiums on the bleachers while crossing over to the next set of steps after every ascent and descent until you reach the end of the bleachers. Also, you must sprint the other straightaway. You can jog at your own pace on the ends of the track. This exercise can be done at most high school football fields.

Person 1: Wow. That Texas Mile was tough.

Person 2: The stadiums and the sprinting made it really hard.

by Sultry Santa April 26, 2019