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Tass

When someone got both tits and an ass.

tits + ass = tass
Damn, mama got tass. She got both tits and ass.
by bp74961 February 7, 2018
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Tassel-Blocked

The awkward position one finds oneself in when a girlfriend, or wife, agrees to do or wear something thrilling ( like nipple tassels ) but then, in the interim, uses this promise to win impossible arguments etc.
Example :

Joe “ So, did you get to watch the game last nite ? “

Joel “ Nah man, there was some crappy romantic comedy on HBO, and the girlfriend still has me tassel-blocked “
by Jazz D'Gascoyne January 4, 2010
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tassness

A form of tass; the madness of having a nice FUCKIN' ass
Look at the Tassness on that bitch
by Fonakkk McFueben July 17, 2010
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Tashy

When you’re feeling a bit self-centred, tarty, etc. Tashy people are very sassy and don’t have many friends.
Person 1: I’m so beautiful! Everyone wants to be me!
Person 2: She’s a bit tashy isn’t she!!!
by ThatCrazyCatLady101 July 6, 2021
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nipple tassels

Something which you wear on your nipples that can have decorations (sparkles,string,streamers,etc.) on it for show. Mostly used on women in strip clubs, but they have men's too.
"I was at the strip club and this girl had glitter nipple tassels!"
by alstermusician November 14, 2013
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big tasty sauce

Big tasty sauce comes from a mixture of McDonald's, saucy Strawberry lube, and disappointment.

Much like the "Big Tasty" this sauce is filled with alcohol, drugs and many a night spent alone due to escaping the trollop one would call a one night stand.

Similarities include the panamanian petting zoo with its carbohydrate consumption to create a long lasting affect of substance, all the while being void of any substance at all.

The big tasty sauce is generally a huge disappointment unless you're on the Atkinson diet.
Ellie: Did you know the Atkins diet doesn't actually work?

Ashley: Already knew that! Try some big tasty sauce! All the benefits but 10x the fun!
by CosmicFrube January 17, 2017
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Mmm tasty

When it's really tasty and you don't have anything else so you put "mmm" in front of it
by Loli Daddy August 9, 2019
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