deer truffles

Tulip bulbs.

M: You should see my tulips. I planted $60 of bulbs last fall.
J: Oh, I can’t grow tulips anymore because of the deer. They love tulip bulbs.
M: How do they even find them?
J: They find them somehow, and dig them up.
M: They must smell them like pigs smell truffles.
J: Yeah, I’ll be darned if I spend money planting deer truffles.

by thistlebottom April 18, 2010

Tramps Truffles

Discarded, half eaten fast food, usually chips/fries or pizza.

Wow, check out all the tramps truffles over there, no-one's going hungry tonight!

by purerudeboy July 1, 2005

Muff Truffles

Fecal remnant that are smeared and adhered to a females pubes and vaginal region after wiping her ass incorrectly from back to front.

I was going down on Rachel last night and had to stop due to all the muff truffles and made her take a shower. She's nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2017

Truffler

someone who does bad things (lyk aisha & fawzia)

"omg yu got in trouble again, yur such a truffler"

by melly & arz's gyals April 21, 2020

meat truffles

a man's testicles

that's a kick in the old meat truffles

by litlelev March 31, 2009

tuffle

A combination of the world tickle, and ruffle used to indicate the action of rubbing testicles gently with your fingers.

Matt tuffled Steve's balls after he told him he would be his friend.

by incubeous February 21, 2008

Troffle

A bright yellow flash of undesired highness. The face is warm and coughing is very frequent. Hands are cold and uncomfortable feelings are present.

A troffle is a huge bong rip lights the face on fire and the subject dies.

by Mary Weather January 10, 2009