Tit to Clit Ratio

The distance between one's breasts and pubic region. An individual who is short-waisted would be described as having a small or low tit to clit (t to c) ratio.

Marilyn: She really shouldn't tuck in her shirts and wear belts. I mean ... there's like nothing between her boobs and her legs and that just makes it worse. She looks like a giraffe.
Diego: Poor thing. She's got a really low Tit to Clit Ratio. Not very attractive.
Gus: Whatever ... I still think she's hot.

by ulysses January 5, 2006

tit wank

The act in which a male places his erect penis in between a womans breasts and then the woman pushes them in out towards the erect penis. The man rubs his penis up and down the chest causing a perl neclase to leave the mans bell end, and form around the front of the chest of the woman. During such a proccess the woman does not orgasm

After making my cliterus intense, i repaid him by giving him a tit wank, him being so generous offered me a pearl neckless also for which i repaid him with head.

by JakeDaniels September 22, 2005

tit upgrade

Cosmetic surgery on the breasts to increase their size. Popular with porn starlets.

Seen Kazza? She's just had a tit upgrade.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

tit weasel

A putdown that hurts to the bone.

"Get out of my face, you tit weasel".

by TeCHniX February 27, 2005

tit-nipple

1. When it is freezing outside.

2. So cold it hardens the nipples.

Brrrr, it's a tit-nipple out here.

It's is a tit-nipple out here, Britney's nipples prove it.

by the two-can sam December 10, 2005

Tit sex

When a boy puts his dick in kiley's tits and sqeezes

Kiley says, "put your dick on my chest one more time so we can have tit sex," "please"

by Gabriel is cool December 10, 2008

Tit Fit

When two or more girls get into a fight, hopefully involving hair-pulling, name calling, and nipple slipping.

"Dude, you missed the best tit fit ever! Jenna and Ashley had a tit fit and Jenna's boob popped out!"

by Arabsgoboom October 11, 2009