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Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times 

Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times (AAST) is when your sexual overtures are rejected due to inappropriateness of situation or setting. The key difference between AAST and being creepy is that in this case the object of your affections does not feel threatened or in any way afraid of you. They just think you're pathetic.
You and your new girlfriend stopping by at your ex*'s house unannounced to ask if she'd like to go get a drink with you all. This is an Awkward Attempt at Sexy Times.

*Bad break-up and someone you're not friends with now.

The Times New Roman

A rock'n'roll band from Baltimore Maryland, poised to take over the world.
I would leave my husband for The Times New Roman.
The Times New Roman by futureicon August 28, 2009

3 times in a row 

when you fuck in three different places in a house or apartment. This also consists of having three orgasams.
Babe, wanna do it 3 times in a row?

good times 

An expression used by retards at any point in a conversation for no apparent reason.
Often used in work environments where people feel a great need to be cool.
Person: -" The client said they are not pleased with the work"
Retard: -"Good times"

Person: - "The meeting is now in boardroom B"
Retard: -"Good times"
good times by squarehand7 February 25, 2008

good times 

A double entendre often used to subtly express displeasure about the current situation one finds oneself in. Most appropriate use is in situations that are not quite untolerable, but not enjoyable either.

Usage: "good times" is often used in a repetitive manner, i.e. "good times, good times".

Example: You are attending your Grandparents' Christmas party. A flirty 90 year old comes over and asks you, "How's it going, young man."

Your polite response, "Oh yeah, good times, good times."
good times by yellowman September 26, 2005

on-times 

police or federal agencies that enforce law
the on-times crashed the party
on-times by scboi7894 June 30, 2008