Seinfeldian

tedious or obsessive to the point of being ridiculous

She has such high standards for men that her objections are practically Seinfeldian.

by Whitney February 6, 2004

school girls stiff

is a school girls masterbation tool wich she uses during school under her skirt wich can be such as a pen, pencile, or retractable eraser.

i use mi school girls stiff during class all the time

by asia July 13, 2004

seinfield

(n): The Best Show in the entire history of TV, Clever, Funny, Amusing Etc...

The Best show in the worls is SEINFIELD dont you think so?

by Jack January 14, 2004

Stiff grump

When a male has a very big erection in a public place that won't go away and creates a lot of frustration, in turn it causes him to hit someone or something out of sheer anger.

"In 1st period today I had the biggest stiff grump that I hit michelle Because she was the closest thing to hit."

by cuddycowboy36 April 12, 2010

Seinfeldian

Person who follows the teachings of Seinfeld

Stan: Do you celebrate Festivus?

Jan: Yes of course I do, I'm Seinfeldian, it's our holiest day.

by Blue Carbuncle June 19, 2011

Stiff

A person who always sticks to the rules and never goes out. A stiff never looks out side of the box.

Person 1 : Sorry, I can't go out tonight. I've got to study. Anyway, it's going to be too late.
Person 2 : C'mon, man. Stop being such a stiff!

by FromTheSkies March 3, 2016

seinfiend

Someone who overly uses quotes and analogies from the show Seinfeld. Altough Seinfeld references are ok if used sporatically, constant repitition may result in them becoming Chappelled.

Guy #1: "No soup for you! Its gold, Jerry, Gold!"
Guy #1 has become a class 1 Seinfiend, and therefore shall become subject to having his shit pushed in

by dandy andy January 20, 2005