Spudder

To take a dive, head first, into something... be it a wardrobe, a gas fire outside a pub or simply the concrete beneath your feet. Named after the ill-balanced man himself, Graham AKA Spudd!

We were standin' at the bar and some guy took a Spudder right into a table full of glasses. Looked really sore!

by Neldo December 9, 2008

spudge

verb - to spudge. I spudge, we spudge, they spudge, you spudge, he/she/it spudges. I am a spudger. He is a spudgee.
To flirt with somebody with no intention of following it up with anything. To flirt with no meaning other than humour.
Something only really safe to be done amougnst friends, unless you want your teeth kicked in, or enjoy giving people false impressions.

Ben was convinced that Jeni fancied Alex, after all, hadn't he seen them flirting heavily? NO! They actually hated each other, and were merely endulging in some heavy spudging.

by Shrub October 18, 2004

spud

A deorogotive term for someone who possesses a large forehead

Oh my god, you've got such a spud!! look at it! shiny too!

by Teehee February 13, 2003

spudded

A sexual behavior, when a woman dosen't want to have sex for a long time, or you just want to make her mad. You ejaculate in your hand while she's sleeping, wake her up, and slap her in the side of the face wth it. She'll either start having sex with you, or leave.

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by keylay_0123 September 20, 2009

spud

to defecate into a woman's vagina.

"i heard you can get some nasty hepatitis from spudding"

by beeba February 24, 2005

spud

a fat lazy ditball, a fake quito, someone with a really bad shave. Spuds don't go tanning they go burning. Spuds have a shiny red complexion. Everyone knows a spud is dumb, uncool, ugly and unintelligent, but he (the spud) thinks he is mr. suave.

JDol is such a spud!

by Fozzie Bear July 31, 2008

sperd

In between classes. A cross between "special" and "nerd", so therfore someone who is in the normal class. Can be insulting.

OMG, Tracey is such a sperd!

by Blaidd Drug December 29, 2007