jesus

a mythological figure which is central to christianity.

there's no real evidence that jesus existed, in fact the whole jesus story seems to be based on older pagan myths.
"do you believe in jesus?"

"no, wtf. do you believe in the tooth fairy?"
by beeba March 01, 2005
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sxe

abbrev. for straight-edge. straight-edge is a movement of people who want to retain prudish christian systems of morality but portray themselves as "badass" at the same time. not all straight-edgers are violent, but violence certainly isn't one of the things a sXer takes a vow against.

they generally fall into one of two categories:

1. prudish sXe- these are the non-violent ones that are content to feel self-righteous about upholding a christian lifestyle (even though sXe is "not" christian).

2. nazi sXe- the ones that kick people's asses because they do drugs. yeah that makes sense, personal freedom is a bad thing, but beating the shit out of people who disagree with your set of ideals is just great.
"i was just trying to enjoy a beer when this group of 20 sXe kids surrounded me, smashed my beer and pinned me down as they beat the shit out of me and cut me with the broken bottle!! fuckin sXe nazis, don't they have anything better to do, like blow up an abortion clinic?"
by beeba January 05, 2005
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spud

"i heard you can get some nasty hepatitis from spudding"
by beeba February 24, 2005
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utah

a sexual position in which one presses the achilles tendon on the back of the ankle/foot between one's buttocks. this can be down with another person or by yourself.
"did you have sex with her yet?" "nah, but we did the utah last night"
by beeba February 24, 2005
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