Goon Spoon

a shovel

"Go pick up that goon spoon and start digging a hole."

by thebiestsc October 18, 2008

spooya

shit piss out of your ass

i woke at at 4am with a bad case of spooya, must have been the fucking bean burrito.

by christPuncher421 October 26, 2010

spookified

Being insanely frightened upon seeing something

When Bill Murray walks in on you ghostbustin a nut and he gets spookified

by Webhead000 January 31, 2015

Creamy Spoon

When your wife/girlfriend doesn't put out and you end up big spooning them and you have a wet dream and cum on their back

She's had a headache for weeks so a few of those nights she ended up getting the creamy spoon

by Glendale Parisian chef February 11, 2017

spooning buddies

A friend who all you do is spoon but not will happen romantically other than spooning

Danielle and I are spooning buddies but nothing else will happen between us.

by Tom Aaron September 8, 2005

wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

Spooky dooky

Taking a shit in a dark bathroom with no light

I walked into the bathroom and cought Stumpy taking a spooky dooky.

by AWOL&Stumpy October 30, 2018