The Great Saltine Challenge

Eating six saltines in one minute without drinking something.

The Great Saltine Challenge is something Brennan O'C will NEVER complete.

by epicfailureensues December 8, 2009

line of salt

Year 8s who think there proper solid snorting salt

Students: You just done a line of salt!
Cocky kid: this is just my usual

by Big boy stephan October 9, 2019

Saltine Challenge

A classic eating contest in which a contestant tries to eat six saltine crackers in sixty seconds. No other aids are allowed (i.e. a glass of water), and the challenge ends once the last cracker(s) is/are swallowed or time runs out.
The simple-sounding task is much more difficult than than anticipated due to the dryness of the cracker.
The challenge can be made harder by increasing the required number of consumed saltines to seven or even eight for those who want to live on the edge.

Joe: I bet you cant eat six saltines in a minute.
Moe: Dude, I wreck the saltine challenge all the time!

by atimonkey March 18, 2010

saltboob

A nickname you give to somebody once you've poured salt on one or both of their boobs.

Male analogue: Saltmoob

Hey saltboob, make me a sandwich. And don't spill any tit-salt on it.

by mkburn November 11, 2009

Salt Springville, Ny

A long forgotten pile of shit located between Shit Pile 1: Canajoharie, Ny, and Shit Pile 2: Fort Plain, Ny. It smells like shit 24/7, there is nothing but rundown farms and crabby people with shit in their pants, and the sun rarely ever rises over there. If you are a person who cannot function right, Salt Springville is the place for you! Heck, if you are unable to make it to the bathroom in time, you can just use the ditches at the side of the roads or your neighbors field! Just be sure to offer your neighbors weed and meth.

Johnny walked into Salt Springville, Ny and died.

by Yoyoyoyoyoyo666 December 25, 2021

Love Salt

The pale liquid that regularly ejaculates from the male sex organ.

As I gently caressed my purple-helmeted warrior, she waited patiently in anticipation for my love salt to scatter across her plain boring face.

by The Lovesalter July 23, 2012

Johnny's seasoning salt

The most wonderful of all seasoning salts. Created in the kitchens of Johnny's Dock in Tacoma, Washington. Can be used on literally everything. Most containers say "no MSG added" but we all know there's enough natural MSG to go around. As defined on the bottle, Johnny's seasoning salt is "pure magic".

I sprinkled some Johnny's seasoning salt on my girlfriend last night and damn that bitch tasted good.

by A-ton and Haargoth August 1, 2008