Safety LOL

The really delayed lol that people add to the end of a sentence when trying to cover their ass cause they just did something regrettable online.
The safety LOL often fails and is therefore usually followed by a JK

Guy: Hey, hot online girl wanna hang out sometime, just a little one on one time?

Hot Online Girl: ...

Guy: ... LOL, just kidding

Hot Online Girl: Nice safety lol. I almost thought you were joking for a moment, jerk *block guy*

by Fender27 November 8, 2009

Safety Beer

Beer purchased in case you'll need it later. Originated in Chapel Hill circa 2010 (VH)

What's the plan?
I don't know, but let's grab some safety beer just in case

by King of England February 26, 2010

safety goggles

When one purposely gets drunk enough to attain the condition of beer goggles in order to survive an otherwise embarrassing sexual encounter with somebody who is physically unattractive.

Tom's evening was nearly ruined when his friends forced him to play wingman with the fat ugly broad who was cockblocking and impeding their chances of scoring it with her more attractive companions. Fortunately, he utilized his wits and before he could take one for the team, he downed several bottles of Dogfish Head 90 Minute India Pale Ale, then nailed the bitch while his inebriated senses mistook her for a Jessica Alba lookalike and enjoyed every minute of it. When he was done, he got dressed and got out while still drunk, otherwise he could have passed out and woken up moments later sober and with the poor man's Rosie O'Donnell in bed with him. Thus, his safety goggles did work after all.

by Terminus_Est June 8, 2011

safety wipe

when you wipe your ass even though you haven't taken a shit recently--just to make sure it's all clean and good down there. A safety wipe is also the cleanest, most effective way to scratch your anus.

When Amy invited Bob back to her place, he did a safety wipe in her bathroom, in case she ended up going down on him.

by ducksRpeople2 September 13, 2011

The Safeway Sage

Retired men who communicate using gender-based jokes, wife jokes, and corny one-liners like "Working hard or hardly working?"

A Safeway Sage feels that a classic witticism like "I'm not getting old, my mirror is wrinkled" sounds fresh no matter how many times you've heard it.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

safety word

a word used in conjunction with s&m, consensual torture, bondage, etc - so that when you say "no" or "stop" in the heat of the moment, the other person can disregard it - the safety word is the serious-i-mean-it-now time-to-stop word. usually something ridiculus like Alabama.

"Why did Jesus die on the cross? Because he forgot his safety word."

by Lulu February 9, 2005

Eric Bana Safety

From the movie "Black Hawk Down",The character Hoot (played by Eric Bana) is on base at the cafeteria when the Ranger commanding officer Captain Steele points out to Hoot that, whether an undisciplined Delta Operator or not, his M4 carbine should be safeties-on in the barracks. Hoot replies, "This is my safety", and bends his index finger. Used commonly by airsofters, paintballers and military enthusiasts alike.

Dude, don't point that thing at me.
Don't worry, I got my Eric Bana safety on.

by Operatin Operator June 28, 2010