paper snowflake 

The end result of a property developer cutting too many corners during construction.

Man, GloboCorp cut so many corners on that new office block. It's a total paper snowflake.

paper snowflake by flapjackboy February 18, 2024

Secret Snowflake 

(noun) A holiday inclusive term for a secret santa like event.

"I still can't figure out what gift to get for my secret snowflake."

Secret Snowflake by Ender56 December 6, 2023

Pussy whooped snowflake 

A dude with no integrity that commits to something but always flakes out due to being pussy whipped. The pussy could belong to a whore or a good girl. It doesn’t matter a pussy whooped snowflake doesn’t know the difference!

This night is gonna be lit where’s Justin and Mike? Well they said they were game but you know they’re up some sluts ass! Yeah they’re pure breed Pussy Whooped Snowflakes!

Pussy whooped snowflake by Lay Track Eat Ass October 8, 2018

California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake 

One who talks the talk, but doesn't walk the walk. Dig?

Look at Mr. Carbon Footprint, over there..... nothing more than a California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake.

#RandomProphet

California Pseudo-Bohemian Snowflake by Johnny / -the Random Prophet November 8, 2018

1st Lieutenant Snowflake 

Jake B.

Redline Gaming#3901

The 1st Lieutenant has been acting like a snowflake recently.

So 1st Lieutenant Snowflake!

1st Lieutenant Snowflake by amretar September 16, 2020

old school snowflake 

A wanna-be R Lee Ermey-esque soldier who has a very boomer view of the army being weak despite the fact that all they've contributed to was quitting rather admitting that times were changing and adapting, like any soldier should know.

These are the type that are unoriginal in their beliefs and think all the military is infallible but many fail to realize is that they're either those who never served or who have served but unable to reconcile their thoughts with the organization.

Cpl Johnston: In my fucking day we'd get gut punched and we'd be thankful for it. Now we get pussy fucks joining and we can't even do that shit anymore.

Pvt Allen: What's with the Cpl?
Pvt Engels: Don't mind him, he's an old school snowflake.

old school snowflake by joelstius December 11, 2022

Throwing Snowflakes 

Baseball term: When a pitcher throws a multitude of different pitches in order to keep his opponent guessing.

Bumgarner is throwing snowflakes tonight. No two the same.

Throwing Snowflakes by Maxxpowers October 31, 2014