Battering the sausage

The male art of masturbating

Jon: My mother caught me battering the sausage!
Dave: Shit.

by Emily Saunders November 6, 2005

Italian Sausage

Noun.
An Italian man's well-endowed penis.

His penis is so large, she could not fit his Italian Sausage in her mouth.

by TommyJay June 7, 2007

sausage fest

When there are no women present with a group of men.

Wow, where's all the chicas, this is a complete sausage fest man.

by Jssippi :--> September 15, 2003

sausagetuck

A homophobic play on words referring to Saugatuck, Michigan, a small town known for its gay-friendly population. "Tucking your sausage" essentially means hiding your penis from the homosexual males in Saugatuck.

I just got back from Sausagetuck

by its_tator November 6, 2006

slip her the sausage

bang her, give her the dick. If you're Italian, you can say "the italian sausage", if you're Polish you can say "the polish sausage" or "the ol' kielbasa", if you're German you can say "the ol' bratwurst".

The first time I saw her, she gave me that old-fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to slip her the sausage, preferably indabutt.

by Nick D February 18, 2003

sausage fest

a party or gathering where the ratio of men to women is 3-4:1.

Tom's Mom: So are there a lot of girls at the car show?
Tom: Yeah there are models, but its pretty much a sausage fest
Tom's Mom: *looking at Tom's brother* Hey Timmy you like sausage don't you?
*Marc and Tom run into the living room laughing hysterically*

by Champ24 June 11, 2006

Slap the Sausage

A term for masturbation

brb kthx, im about to slap the sausage

by Roy Peterson June 18, 2003