smartass

one who is not streetwise.

It is difficult for smartasses to live in this crime-prone area.

by uttam maharjan November 18, 2011

Sharman

a batty boy pagan named will who does youtube

that guys bare moist he must be a sharman

by jodic September 3, 2016

Smarm

A coagulate of smooth and warm. Much like the German word gemuetlichkeit smarm has no specific definition. The closest denotation would be that warm feeling at the bottom of your heart and the tingling sensation in your brain when you reminisce about your childhood or a moment of enlightenment.

"Hey Joe, you remember Tony Hawk's Pro Skater?"

"Ahh... I'm feeling all smarmy now."

by Tedd Smotherton December 9, 2008

smarm

The weird gunk inbetween your keyboard keys. Originated in My Pants, the Brotherhood 2.0 forum circa August 2, 2007.

"I turned my keyboard upside down and shook it and all the smarm fell out onto the floor. GROSS!"

by Ianthe August 4, 2007

smarmalade

smexy marmalade

"OH Martha Give me that smarmalade"

by CornFlakes N. Mihul May 8, 2013

Smarmites

The fictional micro-organism (much like cooties) which infects a person who comes in contact or makes excessive conversation with a carrier. Said carrier is noted for exceptional smarminess or false earnestness.

He was so obsequious in his responses that I found myself in great need of a shower fearing I might catch smarmites.

by Moonstaff June 8, 2010

smartassinism

smart-ass-i-nis-mmmmm.......when someone knos there a smartass, or is one, or uses it allll thee timee....hahaha. tht is muy word i made this shit back offf yo....

no shit serlock.....u pantylickerr....yo y u gotta use "smartassinism" u looseer

by stephieeeee s....poopie September 4, 2009