smack

smack is:
a) heroin
b) to slap a bitch in a rude way
c) the noodles (smack ramen)
d) vagina, you dip shit

a) dude i need to stop using the smack.
b) i smacked that bitch.
c) i ate all your smack
d) i fucked her and she had a tight ass smack.

by b790790d May 13, 2005

sace

The combination of the words: sack and face.

Dude, you put your sack on his face? SACE!

I think I might have a sace sandwich today.

by Hambone and Orangepylon January 24, 2009

smack job

The act of a man standing against a wall with his legs spread open, then another individual charging and smacking them (with a hand or object) in the testicles.

John: Man my balls are killing me

Sean: Why dude?

John: Phil gave me this crazy smack job last night... it hurt so good

by Lenny Ganz July 7, 2010

SACE

South Australia's official certification for university entry, stands for: Successful Achievement Comes Easily. A good alternative to the International Baccalaureate.

A: Hey! Why are you doing SACE and not doing IB like me?
B: Because I don't wanna have unneccesary workload, Successful Achievement Comes Easily

by mihii February 25, 2010

sacectomy

A delicate high-risk procedure rarely put into practice because of its difficulty rating. First drink three beers (no more than three, you need courage, but also your wits). Now drive to the 'patient's' house and park as close to his bedroom window as possible. The tricky part: enter the house stealthily and make your way to the 'patient's' room. Go to the window and open it. Then, with great care, tie a string snugly around the base of the 'patient's' ballsack and drop the other end out the window. Sneak out. The hard part is over. Outside, pick up the loose end of the string and go to your car. Tie the string to your rear bumper. The fun part: to wake up the 'patient,' yell something crazy like 'turkeys! Fucking turkeys everywhere!!' When the baffled patient comes to the window, step on the gas. As you peel out, yell 'thanks for your ballsack motherfucker!'
In the unlikely event that you are pulled over by a police officer and he/she wonders why you are driving half-drunk in the middle of the night with a fresh ballsack tied to a string trailing your car, just say 'I have just performed a sacectomy' and you will be immediately released.

Dude ripped me off in a turkey deal last thanksgiving so I gave him a sacectomy.

by el sean o March 4, 2008

e-smack

To insult through the means of email or other internet communication devices; to send a picture of a fist or striking hand along with a description of the cause of the e-smack.

"Has anyone ever told you you look like Bob Saget off of Full House?"
"I ought to e-smack you for that one!"

by Buddy Holly March 14, 2005

Penta Smack

Five consecutive smacks across the face.

After Lucy lost Felicia's vibrator, Felicia "Penta Smacked" Lucy across the face.

by Kazuka April 11, 2005