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cheese-sloth 

A derogatory term for a slow-moving, large woman who enjoys eating cheese, so much so, that she gains weight constantly. Most cheese-sloth tend to have nervous habits as well and smoke pot before eating their cheese. Similar to a grease-puss, but more focused on the cheese-eating habits of larger women.
Buddy #1: 'Did you hear what the cheese-sloth did today, brother?'
Buddy #2: 'No, what did that fat-ass do, dude?'
Buddy #1: 'Witnessed her drink a coffee cup of melted Velveeta, eat a wheel of Brie, and a half-pound of cheddar, dawg, can you believe it? She's so damn fat from all of that cheese, man!'
Buddy #2: 'It's a shame, bro, is she still smoking an ounce of pot every 2 or 3 days too?'
cheese-sloth by coozehound72 August 17, 2010
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chassity sloth 

someone who can't play cards. He'll leave 20 half full beers all over the patio and say things like 'your dicks out' and 'bo kay'. Never trust a chassity sloth!
Let's go Chassity sloth! Throw a card, its your fucking turn

running sloth 

An imaginary character created by a caucasian boy in california. The sloth is male and represents the "Failing students in biology". It is a sloth that runs, which is totally fictional.
"I saw Ralph the other day," said Mark.
"Really? Who is Ralph?" Asked Joe.
"A running sloth."
running sloth by BombermanX December 4, 2004

Sea Sloth 

Good luck in getting that sea sloth to come with us. He hasn't cleaned his room in weeks.
Sea Sloth by Albert Gonzalez August 22, 2008

Ventripotent Sloth 

Someone or something that eats food consistently at inappropiate places, such as at funerals or a library.
You're such a ventripotent sloth.
Ventripotent Sloth by Sunny Seat December 15, 2010

sofa sloth 

The laziness resembles a couch potato
My son needs to get a job...what a sofa sloth
sofa sloth by Junebuggie February 27, 2011