rag slap

slappen someone with a frozen used lady pad

jerome came home pissed and passed out. Come morning the prick wouldnt wake for work. Grabbed a frozen used lady pad from the freezer and rag slapped him across the cheeks. That woke the cunt up.

by rag slapper March 1, 2011

sterile slap

If you are scrubbed into a surgery and it comes to light that you have made a very large mistake in patient management, the attending surgeon may "sterile slap" you. A sterile green towel is placed on your head and the attending slaps you with his hand. This technique maintains the sterile field.

Jon got sterile slapped by Dr. Mutumbo when he found out that he forgot to check the patient's blood work before he scrubbed in.

by drwmutumbo October 24, 2009

celery slap

using a flimsy object (ie celery) to slap someone across the face with, often to try and reason with them.

Sandy put on a rediculous top so janet celery slapped her to try and knock some sense back into her

by R puppy August 30, 2009

Seroquel Slaps

A game played with seroquel. Disclaimer: Seroquel is a prescription antipsychotic AND a heavy sedative. Use caution when using seroquel and, uh... Don't play this. Yeah, don't play it. I'm one of those idiots you hear about.
Anyways, the rules are as follows. Two persons take an equal, rather small, SAFE dose of seroquel. They then sit near (or classically across from) each other. The goal is to stay awake and help keep your friend awake... With friendly slaps. The goal is NOT to slap the fuck outta the other person, damage or fights are to be avoided. The goal is merely to keep each other awake and fucked up on seroquel. That's how you "win."

"Me and John found some of his crazy uncles seroquel and we played Seroquel Slaps last night!"
"My brain feels like melted ice cream because of the seroquel."
""We both lost at seroquel slaps last night and we woke up in pools of drool!"

by NoxNurd November 9, 2020

Cutty Slap

When Ur Pimp Hand Is So Strong And U Slap A Bitch In Broad Day Light In Front Of All To See And She Stumbles And Drops Her Bags.

Ya Girl Was Just Goin On At The Mouth, I Had To Cutty Slap Her To Get Her To Shut Up.

by Numba1HB504 January 1, 2010

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

by master of the factory January 12, 2007