Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.

John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.

skeet beaver by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008

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skeet ball

A game in which a man ejaculates on a womans face, and landing in various parts earns a different score. The point value is as follows:

Chin: 10 pts
Mouth: 20 pts
Nose: 30 pts
Eyes: 50 pts

I got to play skeet ball with Jessica last night. I scored a 120. Plus I made her cry.

skeet ball by VaJJ G September 17, 2007

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skeet sheet

a girls face when you are shooting your load on her grill

your mama last night

skeet sheet by Mitch April 5, 2005

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Yeet Skeet

When your girl wants you to pull out but you cum inside anyways

Girl: "Pull out I don't want preggers"
Boi: "YEET!"
*Cums inside*
Girl: "You just pulled a fucking Yeet Skeet!"

Yeet Skeet by The A-ster May 25, 2018

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