stale

not stoned or wasted, or under the unfluence of any drug or anything what so ever.

she was stale, but acted so stoned people believed her.

by jane carr and megan November 13, 2004

stale

Urine

Quoting Shakespeare:

"... Thou did'st drink
The stale of Horses, and the gilded Puddle
Which Beasts would cough at."
- Ant 1.4.497

by staleman May 13, 2005

jerk off stalefish

This is the action of jerking off, then jerking off right after that.

Joe: Where is Chris going?
Paul: He's probably going to jerk off stalefish.

by Mikedakwik February 28, 2008

stale

Lame and or cheesy, in a stinky sort of way.

Un! This place is so stale!

by Jayme April 17, 2003

stalec

A horrible ship between Stiles from Teen Wolf and Alec from The Mortal Instruments.

Person 1: Omg I love Stalec!
Person 2: Eww no Malec all the way! Stiles and Alec aren’t even from the same series!

by Books_books_books November 18, 2017

Stale Cornbread

When something is completly boring, uninteresting, or unamusing.

Q-Unit: Hey bro, didn't you holla at some girl last night?

Shel: Yeah, for a minute or two. I couldn't stand talkin' to her, cuz she was some stale cornbread.

by Shellie Shel March 21, 2008

Stale-Daddy

I don't know where this originated but iv'e been hearing it often. It is used when people get hushed or "hush mode".

A Stale Daddy is a face you make after someone hoed your life like-
i_i

A stale daddy is another form of hush mode

Person A- " You smell like tortilla chips and stale beans!"
Person B- " I..... Bitch i_i"
Random Background person-" I Sense a Stale-daddy!!!!"

Person A- "Yo mamma so fat she stupid!"
Person B- *Cricket cricket* i_i
STALE DADDY!!!!

(scenario is in a school and both people stand up and argue)
Person A- " Wit yo ol' retard butt"
Person B- "I kno u ain't talkin wit yo Dirty Ass"
Person A- *sits down* i_i
Person C- " DAT NIGGA GAWT A STALE-DADDY!!"

Person A- "Shut up bitch before i whoop your ass"
Person B- i_i
Person C- "Now that's the biggest Stale-Daddy i ever seen"

by Stale-Daddy_King January 9, 2011