Napalm Shits

An incredibly volatile shit, leaving you chafed and burning.

Usually soft in consistency and sticks to your asshole, no matter how much you wipe, there’s ALWAYS residue; causing a burning sensation similar to that of napalm right in your bootycheeks.

Dude, I had the worst fucking napalm shits after we ate those burgers

by TransFerret January 18, 2019

Wine Bottle Shits

When you have one solid turd acting like a cork on a wine bottle holding back liquid diarrhea. This usually occurs after a night of drinking alcohol. Especially wine.

I had a bad case of the wine bottle shits this morning. I sat down on the toilet and passed a single solid turd. After that it was nothing but diarrhea.

by Johnny G-Spot November 13, 2009

dip shits

A person who's actions suggest they are stupid or dim witted

That ball boy is a real dip shit.

by Bruce January 3, 2004

Off the shits

Short term is OTS, This means a person is either high drunk or rolling. Rolling is the slang term for high on a pill. Originated in Chicago but now known wide because of a rap group known as GBE.

Just smoked a thoint i'm off the shits

This flat got me off the shits

Sippin on this hen i'm off the shits

by ChicagoNative February 11, 2013

drizzling shits

a term used in Pro-Wrestling when a match is beyond terrible for more then 1 reason.
when a pro-wrestling match comes off 100% fake, no realism, missing style, creativity, utter lack of meshing with your opponent.

I watched Johnny Kashmere wrestle ZBarr and it was the drizzling shits. One was trying to give the other a blowjob and the other was coked out of his mine. You could not have picked anything worse to watch other then two blind guys trying to drive around a racecar track

by Himmy Mitchell March 26, 2008

period shits

The frequent diarrhea that accompanies menstruation for many women. Prostaglandins are released during menstruation causing the uterus to contract and cause cramping. They also speed up the contraction of the intestines, hence large amounts of crampy, watery stool. Very similar to the hershey squirts, though period shits occur only during menstruation.

I thought I was in labor, but then I realized it was that time of the month so I went to the bathroom and had period shits.

by cjbj September 1, 2009

Shotspree

When 3 or more males take turns to ejaculate on a females facial area. (Usually after multiple blow jobs).
Derives from: Cum shooting spree

Male 1: Last night was crazy after that blow job she gave us!

Male 2: Yea, definitely. She looked like she was wearing a Jason Mask after the Shotspree.

by dillowisitic June 23, 2009