Tight Shirt

Someone who wears very tight shirts

"Hey tight shirt!"

by cousin of a tight-shirter March 23, 2009

Shirt Kid

very fat children who swim in t-shirts at the pool because they are insecure about their fatness. usually boys

tom: i was a shirt kid when i was little
sara: i could of guessed that

by shirtkid April 14, 2010

Wrongful Shirt

A tortious claim against a defendant for a patently bad shirt. This designation is determined by examining such elements as the texture, color and and pattern of the shirt. Various button configurations are also evaluated based on the following categories; two button, three button, button up and no button. The degree of severity can be judged by these distinction.

Doug wore an ugly brown shirt, so Tony Chase sued Doug for wrongful shirt in federal court. Bases on this, does International Shoe still work for you?

by Daisy Crawford December 15, 2008

Work Shirt

A code term used by men when refering to condoms in public places or around women.

Bill: "What are we going to Walmart for?"
Mike : " I have to get some Work Shirts, Marla is dirty, I dont want to get any thing when I fuck her tonight"

Bill "Sounds good, I should get some Work Shirts too"
Mike: "You can't catch anything from your hand Bill"

by White_Knight May 18, 2009

T-shirt off

Something unexpected, or surprising, can be both positive or negative (similar to "out of pocket"), mainly used in SoCal.

Yesterday my girlfriend threw a surprise birthday party. It was so t-shirt off!

by peppubi March 7, 2016

eat your shirt

When one says or does something so stupid that the entire room can't help but bask in its stupidity.

You ACTUALLY think the Red Sox are a basketball team?! What a douche. You're totally going to eat your shirt on that one.

by Waspinator January 6, 2009

green long sleeve shirt test

A test of objective internet authenticity where the person being sequestered is asked to take a photo of him or herself wearing a green shirt with/in front of/near the object in question.

Originated from the Mugen parts topic of the worlds largest Honda enthusiast forum, this was first used to prove the authenticity of a Honda del Sol Mugen front bumper cover.

Memphis: Hey I own a jet ski!
Vega: Prove it!
Memphis: How?
Vega: By taking the green long sleeve shirt test!
Memphis: What's that?
Vega: Take a picture of yourself while you are eating a jelly dough-nut next to your jet ski pointing at it while you hold a calendar with my birth-date circled, and you must be wearing a green long sleeve shirt...

by johnjamesjacoby January 14, 2008