Scrumble

To eat something in a positive way. Comes from the words "Skrunkle" and "Scrumptious."

"Oh jeez dude I am absolutely scrumbling right now."
"Scrumbling?"
"Yes. I am about to scrumble this taco."

by itsthatWasd February 5, 2023

Scrumble

An obviously fake and staged fight, mostly preformed at schools.

He just said that was a fight but that was more of a Scrumble if you ask me.

by ItsPB February 8, 2023

Scrumble Bumble

A late 90s Television Show on Public Access that no one remembers. It starred 3 bees, Butch, Bart and Barry Bumble on their quest for inclusion! The most famous episode involves International Women's Day where an audience member asks to talk about "Women's Wrongs" instead of rights. In response, Bart Bumble choke slams him into the pavement and the uncut version has Butch Bumble putting him on a meathook and being beaten by a pinata by Bart and Barry.

Dude remember Scrumble Bumble?

Shut the fuck up

by Cragma March 15, 2023

Scrumbler

The scrumbler is a word that can be described as pure bliss, or to describe a cute scrumbly cat. The scrumbler is of unbelievable power

“Wow that cat is pretty scrumbly” “that is the scrumbler!”

by Vladimir moose March 25, 2023

Scrambled Egg

A trans person in denial that is so in denial of their true self that they turn to bigotry, usually transphobia, in order to cope with their own fear and self hatred towards themselves. Prime for indoctrination by the far right.

Person 1: *insert thing here* is so woke! The liberals are at it again!
Person 2: Don't you literally draw genderbend/trans hentai for a living?
Persona 1: S...shut up! It's just a fetish for me! I'm not a degenerate trans like you! Baka!
Persona 2: Lol what a scrambled egg.

by KrimsonKatt June 6, 2023

Scrumpled

When something is both scrunched and crumpled at the same time. When something is in a mash.

Everything is all scrumpled around in your bag

When something is in a jumble or all tangled up

by JaneLee August 10, 2023

Scrambled eggs

Redneck abortion but easier.

Tom: You see that guy over there with the big ass dent in the top of his head?
Susan B. Ballin: Yeah, He looks like his mom tried to turn him into Scrambled Eggs

by He really said glass of juice July 17, 2024