smolfering

Attempting to show an angst-ridden, sexy look, in the way that an attractive but probably vapid actor or model would, but instead failing miserably and simply looking angry or possibly constipated.

"The b-list actor tried to pull off a look that would've been described as 'smoldering' if he had a less unattractive nose, but he instead simply looked smolfering."

by mayhemic July 30, 2004

Smoliver

While Performing vaginal or anal sex "doggy style", the act of withdrawing the penis and ejaculating on the small of a woman's back.

Guy: How do you want me to finish?
Girl: I want you to Smoliver

I was doing this girl and had the most powerful smoliver of my life

by Bra son June 9, 2011

smoltard

Someone who uses words like "smol", "heck"/"hecking", and "pupper".

"aww look at that smol pupper"

"bruh quit being a smoltard"

by ya boi stev August 30, 2017

Smol bean

Ur gf

Ur gf is such a smol bean uwu

by DirtyDilfsDoneDirtCheap August 28, 2018

Smol PeePee Gay

When a male has a humourously small penis that attracts a crowd of people to laugh at it

Joey you have Smol PeePee Gay

by Mada Arashu December 18, 2018

Smollet

The act of claiming a racial ficticious attack on oneself to gain recognition.

crying wolf

He was juse mad so he smolleted that foo.

by The Real News Network March 5, 2019

smollettitty

Micro-mini imagined grievances against those who created everything you enjoy.

Muh smollettitty grows cuz all Crackers dunt kiss muh azz.

by deckchaironthetitanic April 6, 2019