smagma

The liquid-like matter coming from one's penis when an infection occurs from being uncircumcised

The smagma showed he was unclean and infected, therefore I would not give him head.

by vern March 4, 2004

Smegmagic

1. Smegmagic is the art of casting spell drain the ultimate white power of the smegma. Smegma works like spiritual energy (mana) in this art. The legend says that the greatest smegmage stacked so much smegma that the power of his smell was able to kill his enemies.


2. Smegmagic is a forgotten powerful spell agaisnt the emos. All we know about this spell is that she was high-speed-flying-plasma-smegma-ball and her name was Super-Magnetic-Electro-Gamma-Master-Attack

1. OMFG this smegmage is incredible his smegmagic is so strong.

2. yesterday I just casted a smegmagic spell and it killed 4 emos.

by smegmanal October 15, 2008

smegan

A person whose dietary intake is limited to dick cheese or head cheese (smegma).

That chick over there is a smegan,You can tell by her breath.

by wolfbait51 November 22, 2011

Shmegma

Flouids and other disgusting things that come out of a beaten dead chinease womens mouth.

First you must find a partner as sick as you are then you must find a recently deceased chinease women, then you must hang her from a tree by her feet after one person gets a baseball bat and proceeds to whack her in the stoumach what comes out of the copses mouth thus far is shmegma.

by Sir Vanliktenstein December 31, 2010

Smegmor & Pubezilla

The unstoppable duo comprising of Smegmor, the ruler of all smegma, and Pubezilla, the Bhutanese monster comprised entirely of pubes. They have existed for many thousands of years and are feared by many of the 34 people who live in Bhutan.

Guy 1: Oh no, it's Smegmor & Pubezilla!

Guy 2: We're doomed!

Guy 3: What a crap way to be killed.

by Blue Whale December 12, 2008

smagma

1.Noun. The penile secretions of a feverish or high-temperature person.
2. The sticky adhesive that conjoins two or more pages of a porno-mag after a person has been in the restroom for too long.

1. He just wanted to put the tip in, but I could already feel the smagma on my va jay jay.
2. I really wanted to read that article in Playboy, but I couldn't get to it with all the smagma keeping the pages together.

by Zen master Tave February 14, 2009

snegma

the cheese between your dick and balls.

We were going to bang but then my snegma got all over her nose, so she decided to make a sandwich.

by snegma4lyfe June 9, 2009