In the theology of the Church of the SubGenius, a mystical substance or quality that is the prerequisite of all human happiness.
I read the Book of the Subgenius to find true slack in life.
"Give me liberty, or give me slack"
The CON took away all my slack.
That makes me unhappy, that's not slackfull.
Slack is the perfect hamburger...
Slack is feeling damn good, and everything goes your way.
"Slack" is a way of life.
"Give me liberty, or give me slack"
The CON took away all my slack.
That makes me unhappy, that's not slackfull.
Slack is the perfect hamburger...
Slack is feeling damn good, and everything goes your way.
"Slack" is a way of life.
by Doktor Agon Fly January 13, 2004
Get the slack mug.Derogatory term for a contractor who has minimal skill, experience and equipment. Trunk slammer implies the contractor works out of their car trunk, with no office or licenses and they will likely be difficult to find if the client is not happy with the work.
My neighbor hired a trunk slammer to build his house deck, and now we are laughing at the unfinished disaster that he spent so much money on.
by two bits July 22, 2009
Get the trunk slammer mug.A colloquial term for the cheap alcoholic drink lambrini. It is named slambrini as after you have drunk 4 litres of it you tend to end up slammed on the floor. Can be shortened to "Slam"
Beej: "Should we get some Slambrini for tomorra nite?"
Rob: "Yeh pick up a few litres of Slam on ya way home"
Rob: "Yeh pick up a few litres of Slam on ya way home"
by ROBI Q January 18, 2006
Get the slambrini mug.Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
by Tra Trone January 6, 2013
Get the Slapping the Sloth mug.The act of bringing a slam pig back to ones abode and taking her to the bathroom, once in the bathroom the man begins to do her doggy style while she leans over the toilet. Just before the man climaxes he thrusts the victims head into the toilet bowl and flushes!
Guy 1: Dude I pulled off a Slam Swirl last night!!
Guy 2: Oh yea, how did that work out for ya?
Guy 1: I would say pretty well! She wanted her hair washed anyways!
Guy 2: Oh yea, how did that work out for ya?
Guy 1: I would say pretty well! She wanted her hair washed anyways!
by Xyanide12 February 19, 2013
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Get the Slap the Bass mug.The act of, as well as the sound made by hitting someone in the face with a suggestively shaped slab of ham. The word is both an onomatopoeia, and a portmanteau of "slab" and "ham".
She was all up in my business so I was like "SLABAM"!
by bganman September 8, 2010
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