Midget Shaster

Used to prod midgets out of your way. Usually telescopic in design for greater distance. At full length, can be swung like a bat to provide more clearance at 2-3 midgets in one fowl swoop.

"That guy has the longest midget shaster I've seen."

or

"He had such a long midget shaster he couldn't keep it in his pants."

by Nelson76 July 1, 2005

Gear Shifter

-An improper form of performing a hand-job.

-When a girl, rather than stroking guy's junk properly, thinks it is necessary to pull a guy's penis back and forth like a manual car's gear shifter.

Mike: Hey man, how was she?
Dominique: She did it again.
Mike: HA! You got gear shifted!

Mike: Dom, how was it with that girl last night?
Dominique: Dude what the fuck, she gave me the gear shifter.

by Automatic transmission May 10, 2008

shitter

a shitter is a toilet you bloody wankers!

by Nate June 6, 2003

SHISTERED

"Screwed", either literally or figuratively, usually in the sense of unwanted anal intercourse. Often used as a one-word interjection.

"He thought he was getting a great deal on that car, but it turned out to be a lemon. SHISTERED!"

by Madhammer April 9, 2005

hand-in-shirter

A short guy with Napoleon syndrome, usually just over five feet tall with small hands and a big mouth. Often stands with his hand in his shirt, as Napoleon did.

In a bold move that belied his diminutive stature, the hand-in-shirter declared himself Emperor of the cubicle farm. The main problem was, he could never see his subjects, nor could they see him.

by Western Rooster October 16, 2007

reverse shitter

when your having sex with someone, and then you turn them around, and shit in their ass, and then they shit out their shit, which is made up of your shit, which you previously shit in their ass.

that kid is such a cooz. im gona give him a reverse shitter.

by ballcuzzi April 18, 2005

shitterbang

to have anal sex with

Damn I sure would like to shitterbang her!

by Assman8 September 11, 2003