Sagamore

Sachem school that is fucked over by kids that wear Thrasher but don’t skate. And they are all fucking normies. Kids juul in the godamn bathrooms and get told on. They get in fights but are too pussy to get physical. It’s overcrowded since the waverly and sacoya kids flowed in. And some of the teachers are one of the most sexist people I’ve ever met. Also, the kids are basketball nerds. All I hear in school are kids screaming “ AAAND OONE!” In the halls. Did I mention that the kids like to date. Sagamore= HELL

Person A: Wanna come to my house after I leave Sagamore.

Person B: Sure I’ll bring my speaker and we can play rap music and basketball in your driveway

by FlurpMan May 29, 2018

Saitama solos

This obviously incorrect statement is said by fat fucks with no life. Saitama is a bug lvl fodder that has cancer and gets no diffed by goku.

Person who stinks : Saitama solos 🤓☝️

Educated person : nuh uh

by GOKUNEGSYOURFODDERVERSE😹🙏🏻 July 1, 2023

slimy salamander

when a male has intercourse with a female who is experiencing her menstrual cycle during a threesome then once the male ejaculates in the female, the other non-menstruating female performs fellatio for sanitation.

damn dude i just gave that chick a slimy salamander, shit was great.

by target reject December 6, 2010

Sneaky Salamander

When you sneak your slippery arm between someone else´s whose hand is currently on their side or in their pocket and say ¨Sneaky Salamander!¨

1. Ryan snuck up behind Tanner whose hands were currently in his pockets. Then suddenly he sneakily pushed his arm between Tanners right one and ran off yelling SNEAKY SALAMANDER!!!!

by Al Lahu Akbar June 20, 2016

slapping the fat with my meat salami

a wildly entertaining new game involving a really fat girl in which one or more males stand around her and see who can leave the biggest mushroom stamp.

Jaime, Che, Ian, and Jeremy had played a viscous game of slapping the fat with my meat salami last night in which Che was disqualified for licking the fat before slapping it.

by bobso February 21, 2008

Saitamatard

A guy who thinks his daddy Saitama solos fiction but in reality his daddy Saitama can only solo his mom

Saitamatard : Saitama solos fiction
Random Guy : He can't bro he doesn't have that level of feat

Saitamatard : STFU my daddy never used his full power if he use his full power than he can solo fiction

by Boku wa Aizen January 20, 2022

afghan salami

when you roll up a condom to the tip of your penis, so it looks like your junk is wearing a little turban

"Sara called me a terrorist, so I gave her ass an afghan salami."

by John and Mike May 8, 2008