by Texas Haz January 12, 2009
Get the Rusty Knee mug.The "Rusty Newspaper" is an act used to describe the actions of a man when he wipes his ass with the front page of the London Times then proceeds to fax the page to his wife when she arrives at work.
Husband- "Did you recieve the paper via fax at work this morning honey?"
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".
Wife- "I did, it seems you've delievered me a "Rusty Newspaper". What for?"
Husband- "You burnt the coffee again this morning you F**king C**t, thats what you get."
Wife- "I hope you at least cleaned the shit off the fax machine".
by Uncle Ty October 15, 2012
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When you use a sponge as a cumrag and forget about it under the bed. Several weeks from then, mold will grow, fusing with the semen, forming a rust-looking sludge all over the sponge.
Person 1: Bro I found some good-ass porn but all my rags were used so I used my mom's dish sponge.
Person 2: You made sure to rinse that shit out, right?
Person 1: Nah man, I left it under my bed and now it looks like this *show sponge*
Person 2: Nigga that's a rusty sponge!
Person 2: You made sure to rinse that shit out, right?
Person 1: Nah man, I left it under my bed and now it looks like this *show sponge*
Person 2: Nigga that's a rusty sponge!
by TimmyTheSlayer February 26, 2018
Get the rusty sponge mug.A black MIDI composition made by Youtube channel Sheet Music Boss after their video titled 🅱️ Was removed by YouTube. 🅱️ Was a video of the 🅱️ emoji falling on the musical note B, before a 10 minute outro. They then made a video called RIP 🅱️ Where they read comments on 🅱️. One of which was the comment “now can you make this russian” and they did, composing the Black MIDI masterpiece, Rush 🅱️. The song then became a small scale meme.
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Get the Niccy Rush mug.When some kid who thinks he is good at Tom Clancy's Rainbow six siege rushes in with the best character Ash, BUT!!!!, just dies as he enters the building.
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