sally rod

1: A Sally rod is a long, thin wooden stick, generally made from willow (Latin Salix), and used chiefly in the past in Ireland as a disciplinary implement, but also sometimes used like a club (without the fencing-like technique of stick fighting) in fights and brawls.

2: A long stick used to whip a womed with a "Hot Ass". Typically conducted through an open car window while the car is in motion.

Bejesus Johnser, I'd give her the Sally Rod

by Johnser June 29, 2008

Road Rod

An erection one gets while riding in a vehicle, usu. caused by the vibration of the vehicle's motion. It often occurs on public transit or at inconvenient times during travel.

Tom's stop was coming up but he had road rod so didn't want to stand up.

by Rico2112 December 23, 2010

glitter rod

The name for your dick after you get a handjob from a person using glitter hand lotion.

I had a Glitter rod after leaving the strip club.

by EmpireIV November 27, 2014

ram rod

The name of the police car in Super Troopers

"I put our names together, so now the car is called RAm Rod"... " CAR RAM ROD GO!"

by ILL-MENTAL October 22, 2003

Oh my rod!

A varient of the exclamation "oh my god," typically used to express shock or surprise. Substituting the word "rod" for "god" is a reference to the male genitalia, but does not necessarily suggest anything special about the circumstances under which the varient might be used. In general, this varient is simply used to invoke humor and is generally interchangable with the original form of the exclamation.

Bill: "And then she kicked the shit out of him! Can you believe it?!"

Ted: "Oh my rod!"

by Adam Apple February 4, 2004

aussie_rod

"To do an Aussie_rod" To imply greater knowledge than possesed, using mis-quotes and un-authecticated sources to back up your statements.
When anyone disagrees simply go "NO you are WRONG, MORON" (Yes the CAPS are essential for the full effect.
Symptom often seen in internet chat rooms, where people claim to have much more computer knowledge that they actually do.

Asker : "Is it possible to read a DVD in a CD drive?"
Someone that knows will reply "No, they are differnet hardware and require a different laser system, you'd need a DVD ROM to read it"
An "Aussie_Rod" would then add
"NO you are SO WRONG MORON; all you need to do is open the drive and adjust a screw to adjust the laser optics to let it read the drive" (A quote from a website that fails to mention that if it DID read a DVD it would NEVER again read a CD.

by Stu_hte_viking_scot March 1, 2008

v-rod

Harley - Davidsons hot rod street-legal drag bike used for picking up curb monkeys and getting alot of booty.

The guy on that v-rod gets laid every night.

by shawn December 31, 2003