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Girl one: Robert is such a nice guy.
Girl two: and he's hilarious
Guy one: he's respected
Guy two: he's a real nigga
Girl two: and he's hilarious
Guy one: he's respected
Guy two: he's a real nigga
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Robert is a good guy. Yes he has made many mistakes in life that he isnt proud of. But in his defense he wasnt handed A book when he was born on how to live life the right way. He came from a dysfunctional family and had no real chance in life..I know for a fact that if he could go back do it over he would change so much. I think he is very misunderstood and trying to find his place In life. He has anger issue that he can't control at times and has acted out..he regrets it every day.. people should cut him some slack
Robert is doing the best he can
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A courtroom judge, usually described as a noun when identifying the judge as having a bloated ego and a poor sense of justice.
A courtroom judge, usually described as a noun when identifying the judge as having a bloated ego and a poor sense of justice.
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Shortly Followed By The Left And Right Testicles Seperately. Usually used after doing something inapropriate.
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by Chuck G January 9, 2009
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1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robenson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.
Robenson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robenson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.
Robenson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
Person 1: Holy shit, look at how awesome that dude is! It looks like he's not even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robenson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robenson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
by Paco the lamb June 9, 2011
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