release the kraken

When an angry bull-dyke pulls out the biggest dildo in her arsenal.

When Martha was finally able to fit her fist into Gertrude's vaginal canal she knew it was time to "Release the Kraken!"

by valet6969 October 6, 2010

reflecting

(verb) meaning to tell one person a statement but really it is showing whom they are from personal experiences.

Person 1:: "You know what makes me mad?"
Person 2:: "When a man stays at your place, plugs you up, and doesn't even pay you?"
Person 1:: "Dude....are you reflecting?!"

by Tisha June 19, 2006

london air break release

When a couple is performing vaginal sex in the doggie style position. The male licks both thumbs, puts them together, inserts them into the females anus, and pulls them apart. This action stretches the anus releasing any built up gas. The releasing of this gas makes a sound similar to the releasing of excess air on a semi-trucks air breaks.

Dude, I was pluggin' Staci last night and right before I exploded in ecstasy. I gave her the ol' London air break release. Without getting into too much detail, I will tell you that she must have had cabbage for dinner.

by Danimal107 March 10, 2008

release the seal

The first trip to the bathroom after drinking alcohol. It is the first of many trips during the night. It is often best to wait awhile before performing this act and is often announced to everyone when you go.

"Sorry guys, I gotta go release the seal."
"Where's Billy at? Oh he's releasing the seal."

by fickla August 27, 2006

refleshment

The reserve spurt of energy that joggers deploy when passing someone sexy, even though they're so exhausted they could throw up their own heart. Body language is transformed from flailing sweatbox to "I'm fit - and so are you, baby. Let's work out." Once safely out of sight, they fall over.

"Oh man, I was shagged out after 4 miles, but she was such a hottie the ol' refleshment kicked in..."

by richnfamous January 25, 2009

refleecing

the same people taking financial advantage of the same situation, the second time around.

Benny: "You see the 'new' team the incoming administration has assembled?"
Norm: "Yeah. Must not have made enough money off the system first time around. Standby for a refleecing."

by Marko Pavlo December 16, 2008

Release el chupacabra

The giant shit taken after eating a large mexican meal.

Dude, I had 2 big burritos for lunch and now it's time to release el chupacabra!

by Double D Nice August 18, 2009