I have finally figured out what "Beyond" in "Bed Bath & Beyond" stands for... Yup, that's right, it's "Beyond Reasonable". As in, Good lord! The number and names of all these soap products is simply beyond reasonable!
Lynda: "Honey, I need to stop in Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some hand soap."
Marty: "Okay."
An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...
Lynda: "I love that store."
Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
Marty: "Okay."
An hour later my checking account is -$200 as we walk out with a huge bag full of 12 different kinds of hand soap, 20 candles, 10 new shower puffs, and a new set of hand towels to go with the new hand soap...
Lynda: "I love that store."
Marty: "That was Bed Bath & Beyond Reasonable. Next time, can we just go to Safeway and get some Dial hand soap?"
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Comes from the restaurant scene in American Psycho: "And speaking
of reasonable...(He shows McDermott the bill for the meal) only $470!"
Comes from the restaurant scene in American Psycho: "And speaking
of reasonable...(He shows McDermott the bill for the meal) only $470!"
-Coming out this evening?
-I can't...I had a seriously reasonable night yesterday.
-How much did you drop?
-About a grand.
-Reasonable!
-Indeed.
-I can't...I had a seriously reasonable night yesterday.
-How much did you drop?
-About a grand.
-Reasonable!
-Indeed.
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