the rectangle of life

The Smartphone - most people receive and give the important information of their lives through it.

When Ashley's smartphone had broken into bits and she had a panic attack, her great-grandmother told her that she needed to distance herself from the rectangle of life.

by von groovy March 24, 2019

rectaleatingcockgremlins

little gremlins that attack your grundel region

ive got a bad case of rectaleatingcockgremlins!!!

by travis bleidt January 26, 2005

rectal yoga

The act of recovering your rectal shape after a severe session of bummage

"god last night made me scream, i spent all this morning doing my rectal yoga"

by Ivanbs February 2, 2007

rectalectemy

What you get when you take it up the ass, whether male or female.

Dat nigga got a rectalectemy in prison.

Shut yo mouth, bitch, come here and get your rectalectemy.

Yo, be careful, I just gave that scalawag a rectalectemy last week.

by v-mig January 22, 2008

rectalcranectomy

a surgical procedure in which one's head is removed from thier ass.

i can't believe he would do something like that. i think he needs a rectalcranectomy

by *someone* October 15, 2009

Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 9, 2009

Rectagle

A big group of people who are bitches

Samantha is in the group- rectagle

nicole is in the group- rectagle

by samsam.taylor February 9, 2010