3 definitions by Orzi

Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 10, 2009

Chubby Duncan

Getting excited over a new piece of technology, to the point where a small erection may occur.

"Man did you see that new LED TV?!? That thing is so cool it gave me a chubby duncan! I gotta go rub one out!"

by Orzi March 23, 2010

Floppy Myers

Multitasking to the point it causes stress, which leads to sexual dysfunction.

"God damn it! I've been working so hard I cant nail my wife! Curse this case of floppy myers! I need a vacation!"

by Orzi May 16, 2010