Orzi's definitions

Chubby Duncan

Getting excited over a new piece of technology, to the point where a small erection may occur.

"Man did you see that new LED TV?!? That thing is so cool it gave me a chubby duncan! I gotta go rub one out!"

by Orzi March 23, 2010

Rectal puppet

Putting ones hand up someones ass and making a "talking" motion.

Kerry is a rectal puppet.

by Orzi December 9, 2009

Floppy Myers

Multitasking to the point it causes stress, which leads to sexual dysfunction.

"God damn it! I've been working so hard I cant nail my wife! Curse this case of floppy myers! I need a vacation!"

by Orzi May 16, 2010