Stutter-Reading

The act of trying to read your morning newspaper on a bumpy train or commuter bus.

I tried to read my morning newspaper but the train was so bumpy I could only focus on every other word - I was stutter-reading.

by Bennzz61 May 8, 2009

Sir Realist

A Surrealist artist of the highest order.

See that wack job over there in the corner of the gallery? He's the Sir Realist.

by Drew Simpson April 13, 2010

professional reality star

Somebody who makes a living from appearing on various reality television shows.

'Kim Kardashian is such a talentless idiot! It makes me sick how much money she get's paid for doing this crap!'

'I know right? I cant believe she has made so many reality shows! That girls a professional reality star.

by Fcuk You September 20, 2014

Sexy Reading

When one reads a sensual/sexual scene or part of a book, or reading an erotica entirely - mainly for self-pleasure and satisfaction.

Who doesn't love or enjoy some sexy reading?

by TheIslander96 June 17, 2015

Bed-Reading

The action of placing a book in your right hand, running full speed at your bed, jumping precisely five feet away from the mattress, completing a one hundred and eighty degree spin while simultaneously crossing the book between your legs. You then land on your back with the book open and proceed to read your story of choice.

Bed-Reading is an extreme sport, only for the elite.

by dirkdiggler12 December 4, 2016

bughead reality check

that moment when you realize bughead is fake and there will never be a real life relationship like that in your life (other than sprousehart) and symptoms consist of: heart breaking, depression, and wanting a jughead for your own (season one only tho thx)

I just got a bughead reality check when i went on a date.

by epic tracer November 29, 2018

Ralesigh Reality

A dubbed comic series currently still in progress. The main characters are Ralesigh, Blue Barry, and Skit, who each have unique powers for some reason.

Boy am I excited for the release of the first episode of Ralesigh Reality!

by A mushroom furry March 6, 2020