road rash

When you're overweight enough to have your thighs scrape against each other when you walk or run, and after a long day of walking or running, you get a horrible red rash on your thighs that you have to nourish for at least a day.

I was running on the treadmill for an hour, and when I got off, I had the worst road rash

road rash by Dennis P May 29, 2005

Money Rash/ Cash Rash 

A rash that results from a surplus amount of money. Can be due to handling of excess amount of money, acquiring excess money and/or from swimming from a pool of cash.

You: I gotta get me some cream or somethin' im getting paid and gettin' them Money Rash/ Cash Rash.

You: I got so much money im gettin' that Money Rash/ Cash Rash

Money Rash/ Cash Rash by under_score July 14, 2010

chav rash 

Chav Rash: after getting a rash from a dodgy kebab, some crazy rash enveloped him. causing him to lie on whitey's kitchen floor in pain, getting ripped by whitey and emery. 'haha, you've got a rash!! haha, you've got chav rash!!! hahaha!! no way, you are Chav Rash!!!! this G graffs and MCs under the name Chav Rash or C.Rash

yo Chav Rash! what you up to homes??

oi rash!! save me twos?

chav rash by Baccy Baron March 26, 2007

cock rash 

it is an insult that can be used to describe many of people. it is used because no one likes a cock rash!

Cooper is a fucking cock rash!

cock rash by toast1987 May 20, 2010

Hood rash 

A visual territorial marking left by an insecure partner. Generally caused by sucking and/or biting the skin. Hood Rash is usually most effective when left on the neck above the collar line. This territorial marking is temporary, but may be reapplied as necessary.

Example: Damn, that chick has a severe case of Hood Rash on her neck.

Example: I don't need a ring. My man gives me Hood Rash daily.

Hood rash by Jack Burton2015 March 20, 2016

Hungarian Rash 

The Hungarian Rash comes about after having your Anus filled with Piss, Shit, Cum, Vomit, Spit, Snot etc and then rammed into you violently by either a Penis, Dildo or Fist wrapped in 100-250 grit sand paper.

Guy: What is the main sex act you would never perform

Girl: the Hungarian Rash

Hungarian Rash by Tictac21 October 7, 2021

Donbass Nappy Rash 

A severe form of fungal infection paralyzing the barse and balls of the Russian fighters in Ukraine. Reported to be having a major impact on troops morale with many soldiers sending up the white flag 🏳 rather than suffering prolonged exposure.

Background: When Vladimir Putin launched his special operation in Donbass he failed to equip his fighting force with adequate santiary provisions resulting in widespread outbreak of this dangerous inflammation on the privates privates.

From a fighting force of over 90,000 men, as of April 15 2022, not one pair of clean underpants 🩲 was available for the brave Russian infantry.

Some trenches have reported angry puss filled welts the size of snooker balls and desperate soldiers are now diverting much needed drinking water towards washing their fetid undies for fear of the infection spreading.

Although the rash can be treated with calamine lotion and sudacrem, these items are among the first to be looted by the invading force and are rumoured to be trading on the black market for $100 per scoop.

Oh mate, I've been driving this tank for 3 days my baws are so itchy! You might want to have yourself a little shower Sergei and try washing your undies, sounds to me like you might have an easy onset case of the dreaded Donbass Nappy Rash. 🏳

Donbass Nappy Rash by The shoots April 20, 2022