Raken

Slang for "Raccoon"; most commonly used in Hammonds Plains, Nova Scotia, and other close surrounding hick-laden areas.

1) I shot that Raken in the ass with a bow and it fell out of the tree, but when it came down I had to wipe the Raken-juice off my arrow so that I didn't get rabies.

2) I heard a wild Raken latched onto Keith's pantleg and he had to kick it off.

3) Fucking Rakens keep ripping my garbage apart looking for snax.

by Dicklestix November 1, 2010

Rake

A woman who takes all your money. Often your girlfriend or wife.

Bob wanted to know how i got the "Rake" to let me out of the house Friday night.

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Mud-raker

A consistency of shit that upon taking it, its foulness sticks to any substance it comes in contact with. The bowl requires multiple flushes to remove it, and when wiping you have to wad up the tissue paper and physically ‘rake’ / scrape it out from your crack.

That crap was so nasty, I really had to get up in there and dig it out...it was a mud-raker.

by Dane February 27, 2005

Rake the Lawn

The act of using a Rake to gather leaves into one large pile and then enjoy the proceedings.

'yo what are you doing tonight man?'
'oh I'm gonne rake the lawn'

by TonyChone December 17, 2008

rake

the collective noun for lesbians.

There was a rake of lesbians at the gig last night.

by sleamhain November 28, 2011

dropping the rakes

fuck the folks we gdk

1. you gon be dropping the rakes today?
2. you already know gdk till i pass away

by horny woo January 15, 2021

Rake Yohn

the human hairball that hates mustard. alot.

rake yohn says woo woo woo.

by hailey January 28, 2004