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Regretos

Robertos Mexican food.
You want to get some burritos from Robertos?
I can’t it always gives me diarrhea! Then it becomes Regretos.
by Yoursistersplunger April 15, 2021
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Regretted getting

When a bunda ligg ligg proceeds to use there mouth muscles to engage in a makeout sesh with a munter, however once the alcohol has warn off. They regret all of it.
Hey Charley, did i hear you regretted getting with that big mouthed Finn?
by SuiJose February 7, 2022
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Regretti Spagetti

When you cook food and regret it instantly after
Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night
by ImApersononline September 24, 2022
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Regret2016

When you are told by adults to be careful what you post online. But you dont give a fuck and are in middle school and also slightly "redacted"
Pricipal "Now kids! Be careful what you post! Especially when its to urban dictionary.com that follows you for real on god.

Kids " nah bruh on god for real for real i ain't gonna listen. Thats very sus for an old man to say.."

Principal " bruh thats so Regret2016"
by Loadedfuckingpotato July 20, 2023
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tp regrets

The act of saving money on cheap toilet paper resulting in instant pain the first time one wipes.(may result in loss of blood from anus)
That white cloud toilet paper isn't so soft! I already got the tp regrets, looks like I need stitches now.
by Hodgescw July 9, 2015
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Bender Regrets

It's a term that refers to when you are super hungover, snaking out from DTs, stuck in a town or place you don't want to be, feeling sorry for yourself, regretting all the shit you did to get to this place after a bender.
Baby, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have taken off on you, I'm sick and sorry and just want to be home with you.

Don't baby me, sounds like you have bender regrets.
by BenderRegrets2015 March 20, 2016
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Stiletto Regretto

the regret from wearing high-heeled shoes on a night out.

Sufferers of Stiletto Regretto face severely diminished party drive. Early-onset Stiletto Regretto is known as Cobble Wobble, initiated by the wonky journey made in heels on the uneven street. If already intoxicated, Stiletto Regretto can often lead to a single tear on the cheek - known as High Heel Feels.
Jen contracted Stiletto Regretto when she walked into the bar and was taller than all of her friends.
by nolandc September 28, 2019
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