quaffle

1. put a downer on someones story

Sarah: i just watched titanic
Me: oh the big boat thing.
Sarah: don't quaffle me!

by pipindale February 16, 2013

Quarant-ine

A significant other with whom you are social distancing during the Coronavirus quarantine

Will you be my quarant-ine?

by wafffal March 30, 2020

quaffer

Another term to mean homosexual.

Magdee you quaffer stop trying to bullyram me.

by Rutbag June 3, 2006

quaffle

The opposite of a queef a fart made from the pen15 as a sign of affection.

Why is your arm all bruised?
Yesterday i made a quaffle and i didnt call safety!

by oren March 24, 2005

Quarfnock

penicular Flatulence. similar to the female quif. but originates from the penis or groin area.

(fart noise) "dude you just quarfnocked"

by Jackson8 March 10, 2009

Quarff

When a fart becomes a queef. Also, a recycled fart.

After the taint highway the quarff really took off.

To fart on the first date is rough. To queef on the first date is even worse. But to quarff is a death sentence.

by Brinkles b bees? November 30, 2022

quaffabulous

to be hungry and the food before you be fabulous...quaffabulous

Wow Craig, that looks and tastes quaffabulous that Parmo, I was marvin a minute ago

by parmo_parmo September 19, 2010