navy prayer

A prayer for those moments in the navy when you have no business surviving a situation. When you should be dead, but for some inexplicable reason, you survive. When that happens, you know there is a higher power, and you thank him. Or her.

Akin to: “There are no atheists in foxholes,” but specific to the navy.

Example 1: The navy fighter pilot ejected from the airplane. Realizing he should not have survived the ejection, the pilot said a quick navy prayer as he (she) hung in his (her) parachute.

Example 2: Two thousand miles from land, the sailor was blown off the flight deck of an aircraft carrier and survived the 100-foot fall only to watch the ship stream away. When he was recovered, the sailor said the navy prayer was his (her) only hope.

by CSRunn February 8, 2023

Dial-a-Prayer

Calling 9-1-1 for emergency services in any large city. Response time is so poor that you'll be dead before help arrives anyway.

I called Dial-A-Prayer but the soonest they can get anyone out is 45 minutes.

by Willycallit August 11, 2012

a can of beans and a prayer

a state of being, in which you are BARELY surviving

“Granny, I’m having a bad day”
“Oh Hun, looks like you barely got a can of beans and prayer, right now.”

a can of beans and a prayer

by dingdongsam November 1, 2022

Sideways P-Ray

Like the normal p-ray, but when the girl lays on her side and lifts one leg up perpendicular and against the man's chest, so the ray spreads out and lands above the vagina, behind the asshole, and everywhere in between.

She was so fast and flexible, before I knew what was happening she had twisted in to position for a sideways p-ray! Naturally, I obliged.

by Charlie-barlie December 10, 2019

the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.

The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"

by Tzeentch June 13, 2007

Prayer to the Rave Gods

A blasphemous prayer said by Raver/Club/Kandi Kids as part of a serotonin shot. It is as follows:

I want you to pray;
pray to the Roll Gods!
I want you to pray to James St. James,
I want you to pray to Tiesto,
And I want you to pray to Micheal Alig,
Are you ready?
- - -
You're Free...

Club Kid: Did you enjoy that serotonin shot?

GoGo Dancer: Yeah, especially the Prayer to the Rave Gods!

by Đ☮PΞ ☆ November 20, 2009

Prayer Cirlce

A game in which a group of men who recieve a blowjob from a single woman in a cirlce then mix all the semen in a turkey baster which then gets emptied in to the womans vagina. Then everyone prays that they are NOT the father and who ever is the babies daddy loses.

Man, I played prayer cirlce at a party a couple weeks ago and this random number won't stop calling! I think I lost.

by The Candyman and Big Poppa February 21, 2011