porch monkey

a black man linched on a porch often used as a racial slur

When I was driving down south i noticed that there was an awful lot of porch monkeys.

by bassamp September 10, 2012

porphyriaise

porphyria's lover is a poem by Robert Browning about a girl named porphyria Who was strangled by her lover with her hair so if someone is porphyriaised it is when they are strangled with their own hair.

Eg: I hate her so much I Want to porphyriaise her.
Eg: the cause of death was suffocation it is likely the victim was porphyriaised

by Timalishaman April 25, 2023

Porkhorn

A normal, non-erect penis that can easily flop around freely. Usually visible on track runners.

"I could totally see Larry's porkhorn flapping around when he went on his morning jog"

by Stephiepoo March 10, 2008

Porch-lag

a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving

Having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. However, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.

by C.Hefner March 11, 2010

porch fever

When you can't wait to get inside before you 'get inside'!!

We had had a great night and there she was stroking my cock and gettin it ready. I couldn't wait - my cock was tenting my pants! Folks weren't home, I had porch fever so fucked her on the front door step.

by Jenkisani February 27, 2011

Porch Check

Any type of money earned from the front porch.

unemploymentsocial securityalimonychild support annuitygovernment checkporch check

by Cecil Dylan July 12, 2011

poophorn

A general asshole.

Shut up you poophorn you.

by christmill May 26, 2012