The people at the back of the band that either have horrible lung capacity or just don’t want to actually put effort into playing a real instrument. They are usually either easily ragebaitable or just don’t really care.
Trumpet: dude percussion is so easy all yo do is hit stuff.
Percussionist 1: NO! PERCUSSION IS WAY HARDER THEN YOU THINK IT IS! IT REQUIRES A LOT OF SKILL, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH…
Percussionist 2: yeah lol.
Percussionist 1: NO! PERCUSSION IS WAY HARDER THEN YOU THINK IT IS! IT REQUIRES A LOT OF SKILL, AND BLAH BLAH BLAH…
Percussionist 2: yeah lol.
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