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Pulling A Jarred

To exclusively go after women that weigh at least 265 or more and then justify it by say "Man she has a website, shes a model I had to do it"
Last night Bob was so drunk at the club he was Pulling A Jarred. He was saying to women "If she doesn't weigh at least 265 and smell like a quarter pounder, then there is no way Im gonna pound her"
by Jarred Hale April 3, 2011
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Pulling a Lupe

When a person beats the shit out of someone with a baseball bat and shows no mercy towards them.
Guy: Man, did you see that girl pulling a Lupe and just beat that punks ass with a baseball bat.
by SweetlyAddictive April 13, 2011
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Pulling a Wyatt

When someone is playing Call of Duty Black Ops Zombies and has to leave in the middle of the game, abandoning everyone, since he has to go on a 15 mile bike ride.
*/*Round 15*/*

Randy 1: Sorry guys I have to leave the game to go on a 15 mile bike ride.

Randy 2: I hate you.

*/*Randy 1 left the game.*/*

Randy 2: I hate people that are always Pulling a Wyatt.
by BK Randy Scrandy August 20, 2011
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Pulling a Wells Fargo

Definition 1: Adding ambiguous and uncalled for fees to a product or service and only informing the customer of them by hiding the terminology deep in a document.

Can also mean: When an error or issue is brought to your attention and you refuse to take personal responsibility for it.
Bro 1: "Agh, I just bought these french fries but they charged me for the ketchup. When I bought this up the cashier pointed to a small sign on the bathroom door saying they were now charging for ketchup"

Bro 2: "Dude, they are totally pulling a Wells Fargo"
by Well_Skywalker December 17, 2011
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Pulling Positive

To be making positive progress against a hardship or challenge.

This can both be used to compare directly to the ideal state you're intending to reach or compare against within a challenge, or can be used to compare against a previous state you held when striving against the same challenge in question.
1: Are your health problems still bothering you?

Yes, but I'm pulling positive for the most part.

2: How are you doing on your homework? Think you'll get it done in time?

I had a delay when friend called, but I'm still pulling positive.

3: How are you doing at improving your racing time?

Still not where I want to be, but I'm pulling positive.
by Wispered January 23, 2012
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pulling a Papandreou

Posing a surprising, alarming and chaos inducing threat and then taking it back, hence making a fool of oneself. Also known as "pulling a GAP"

Named after the Greek Prime Minister (2009 to 2011) George A. Papandreou (or GAP) and his attempt to call a national referendum on the agreement achieved between his country and the EU on 27th November 2011, regarding the greek national debt.

The attempt resulted in widespread political chaos threatening the eurozone and the EU itself with collapse, before Papandreou backed down claiming that, really guys, he just wanted to scare the opposition a little bit.

The move prompted his ridicule and his resignation, a short week later.
"So he ended up pulling a Papandreou because the moment he asked to see my recent calls to prove I had called up my ex, I brought up those bestiality photos I've been holding on to since we got married."
by nekatomenos November 13, 2011
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pulling a stewie

the act of walking around in public while pulling out your nose hairs and indiscriminately flicking them about.
Can you believe it? Ryan was pulling a Stewie in the office today, he even got one on my desk.
by lonerangeroo December 5, 2011
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