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plastic surgery

The merely aesthetically-corrective/improving alterations performed by sneaky, dishonestly-clever credit-repair specialists to seemingly/temporarily improve your credit score or financial history so that you can obtain better "plastic" ("What's in **your** wallet?!??") for the time being.
Just like wrinkle-removal or breast-augmentation, credit-based plastic surgery is only temporary, and will deteriorate over time --- yep, the chickens'll still come home to roost; you're only delaying the agony till later.
by QuacksO March 22, 2017
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Pedo-plastic

Its plastic that is flies around and lands in small childrens mouths and pants.
Why is that little kid making-out with that piece of pedo-plastic?
by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008
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Plastic Manners

When two people, or groups of people, meet up unexpectedly and instantly hide their true feelings about each other under awkward and blatantly fake politeness.
After just leaving an unwanted conversation and joining another with a genuine friend:

Newcomer: God, I thought that would never end.

Friend: You two have seriously plastic manners. Just admit you don't like talking to one another. It's sad watching you two stumble through a conversation.
by Easy Living September 29, 2008
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Plastic

(NOUN) slang- HEROINE , this term was coined after smoking the brown form results in a "plastic appearence" substance is being burned
i'm nodding from the H plastic i just smoked
by nodder September 13, 2011
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plasticash

plastic cash - Any type of "plastic currency" - debit cards, credit cards, gift cards, all that type of stuff that is endowed with monetary value for specific or general use somewhere.
Person 1: Well, this blows ironic. I got like, $50 on my Best Buy plasticash.
Person 2: ...and the problem is?
Perosn 1: I only have $1.47 IRL for lunch!
by KiM_NJ June 1, 2006
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Plasterfaced

Real fucking drunk
A combination of plastered and shit faced.
John got plasterfaced over the weekend at the party.

Sally watched John make an ass out of himself and get plasterfaced.
by Matthew Glick November 28, 2006
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plastic mom

(n) A typically surgically altered, pink velour track suit wearing, convertible driving mother. She is usually older and longs for younger days.
Amy Poehler's character in Mean Girls is a "plastic mom."
by sexyqueengoddess69 September 28, 2008
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