Captain Planet Fart

When you fart with Wind, a little Earth, a lot of Fire, a little Water, and a lot of Heart.

Barbara ate curry last night and couldn't stop Captain Planet Farting.

by 2moist4u. November 3, 2024

Planet-Crushing Blow

When someone gets a blowjob while in the middle of playing the mobile game, Dokkan Battle. Referenced from a character from the game, "Planet-Crushing Blow Cooler (Final Form)."

Alexander The Vegito King: yo lonk did you no item that stage yet
lonk: yea i even beat it while getting a Planet-Crushing Blow from shawty
Alexander The Vegito King: what the fuck are you talking about

by lonkischinese October 3, 2022

Planet

normally a circle, and tends to be in a solar system.

they are either gas in a circle shape or a rock in a circle shape, and normally have a big block of cheese orbiting them.

"wait... we live on a planet...?"

"yes janet now eat your cheese"

by ⎮∩✝︎ℇ☈∧€t March 19, 2022

The Seventh Planet

Uranus (often pronounced your anus, though sometimes pronounced Urineus or Urinus).

I thought my anus was the seventh planet, but it’s your anus, I mean Uranus.

by gregben September 13, 2023

planet west

when someone is strung all the way out on meth gone with the wind and thinking crazy things they have a look on their face like duuuuuuhhhh!!!!! they need to lay down sleep it off and come back down to earth!!!!

hey dude i got on one the other day i was totally on planet west... had to sleep a few days and come back down to earth...

by loveyourface99 February 23, 2011

galacta planet

The best twitter gc ever to exist.

she’s so galacta planet

by baedraco June 8, 2021

The most moral military on the planet

Jewish. It's just Jewish. If you're a Jew... The the highest level of morality... Is Judaism.

Hym "So... All you need to do to be 'The most moral military on the planet' is be a jewish military. Literally. HOW IS THAT NOT THE CASE? They LITERALLY say that some cultures are better then others. Which culture is the most moral? The western jewish-religion derivative cultures? Because the highest moral authority on the planet to a Jew is a Jew. The entire religion revolves around the claim that they spoke to the creature. That is a lie. That isn't a thing that happened."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2024