The want to consentually devour your partner(s) in a sexually and sensually delightful way. Oats may or may not be used in the process, but it will always end with two people living in a separate realities to one of the people in their lives that they find irreplaceable.
I want to eat them like a bowl of Piper porridge for the whole weeekend. I might even spice it up with some rhubarb this time round.
by Trash Hair April 22, 2018
Get the piper porridge mug.Piper is a quiet, yet outgoing person. At first, she may just seem like the person that focuses on qhat should be done, but not too deep down, she's someone that cares about everyone involved in her life. If you're having a bad day, she'll try to cheer you up, and will check in on you to make sure you're alright. A genuine friend with an even more genuine personality that makes people want to be her friend.
Piper definitely knows how to cheer people up when their down, and that's only one reason out of many as to why she's a good friend to all.
by The_brackenator October 9, 2021
Get the Piper mug.A Piper is someone worthy of love. They may believe that they're a burden, annoying, or constantly need to put up a front. None of that is true, if your name is Piper and you're seeing this, hi! You're incredible. You've never been a burden, not one bit annoying, and you don't need to force yourself to be someone else just to make people happy. You're incredible and talented, you're loved by everyone around you, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Shout out to all the Pipers out there!!! I love you!
"Piper is so sweet, I'm so happy whenever they come online."
"Damn when are you two gonna start dating?"
"Damn when are you two gonna start dating?"
by eccentricities October 26, 2020
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Oh that’s the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.
Oh that’s the pieeyed piper playing his glass flute leading them to the trap house.
by Spoopleman January 18, 2023
Get the pieeyed piper mug.Badass bitch that doesn´t take crap from anyone. Acts tough like nothing bothers her. She is full of everything. She thinks she looks ugly but is actually really hot. Boys chase her all the time. You will never find anyone as amazing as a piper
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